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  The Flattened Ant  

 

      The elephants were playing the ants at soccer. With time running out, there was still no score but then the ants' star player began dribbling towards goal until an elephant defender lumbered over towards him, trod on him and killed him.
      
      "What did you do that for?" demanded the referee.
      
      "I didn't mean to kill him," protested the elephant. "I was just trying to trip him up."


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