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  The Pygmy Club  

 

      A naturalist found evidence of a hitherto unknown breed of giant elephant living in the rainforests of South America. Eventually he raised sufficient funds to launched an expedition to bring back this direct descendant of the mammoth.
      
      After weeks battling their way through the jungle, the party stumbled upon a three-foot tall pygmy and exclaimed: "Wow! Did you kill this elephant?"
      
      "Yes," replied the pygmy.
      
      "But it's so big and you're so small!"
      
      "Yes," said the pygmy.
      
      "How on earth did you kill it?" asked the naturalist.
      
      "With my club," said the pygmy.
      
      "How big is your club?" inquired the naturalist.
      
      "Well, there are about a hundred of us."


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