Category: Food Jokes
 

      Grossly overweight, a man was bullied by his work colleagues into going on a diet.
      
      For three weeks, he resisted temptation, even changing his route to work to avoid his favourite bakery.
      
      But then one day, to the horror of his workmates, he turned up at the office clutching a huge chocolate cake.
      
      When his colleagues berated him, he was quick to offer an explanation.
      
      "I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning and there were load of tasty treats in the window. I felt this was fate, so I prayed to God, saying: "If you want me to have one of those delicious chocolate cakes, show me a sign - let there be a parking space directly infront of the bakery. And sure enough, the eight time around the block, there it was!"