Category: Food Jokes
More Short Food Jokes A family of tomatoes were walking down the street but after a while the little boy tomato started to lag behind. The father tomato turned round and called: "Ketchup!"
Good King Wenceslas rang his local pizza parlour. "The usual, please," he said. "Deep pan, crisp and even."
If you sent a cauliflower through the Internet, would it arrive as e-coli?
Did you hear about the man who bought a plate with four corners so he could enjoy a square meal?
What is the best way to make an apple crumble? - Torture it for ten minutes.
Wife: The two things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.
Husband: And which is this?
A man ordered a takeaway pizza. The waiter said: "Shall I cut it into six pieces or twelve?"
"Six please. I could never eat twelve."
Two biscuits were walking down the street when one was crushed by a passing car. The other said: "Crumbs!"
A Zen Master walked up to a hot-dog seller and said: "Make me one with everything."
What did the grape say when it was trodden on? - Nothing. It just let out a little wine.
People who eat metal paper fastenings have a staple diet.
Fork: Who was that ladle I saw you with last night?
Spoon: That was no ladle. That was my knife.
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