Category: Food Jokes
 

      In the window of a seafood restaurant, a man spotted a sign saying "Lobster Tails $2 each."
      
      Sensing a bargain, he went inside and asked the waitress why they were so cheap. "They must be very short tails for that price," he suggested.
      
      "No," replied the waitress. "They're normal length."
      
      "Then they must be pretty old."
      
      "No, they're fresh today."
      
      "There must be something wrong with them..."
      
      "No, they're just regular lobster tails."
      
      "OK," said the man, "for two dollars I'll have one."
      
      So the waitress took the man's money, sat him down and said: "Once upon a time there was a big red lobster..."