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  A Friendly Voice  

 

      After a harrowing day, a housewife answered the phone and was relieved to hear a friendly voice on the other end. "Oh, Mother," she sobbed, "I've had the most terrible day. I sprained my ankle this morning and so I haven't been able to do any shopping. The washing machine's broken, the baby won't eat, the house is a mess, and I'm supposed to be hosting a dinner party tonight."
      
      "Now, don't you worry about a thing. I'll be over in half an hour. I'll do the shopping, clean the house and cook your dinner. I"ll feed the baby and I'll call a repairman to fix the washing machine. I'll do everything. And I'll call Ray at the office and tell him he ought to come home and help."
      
      "Ray? Who's Ray?"
      
      "Ray - your husband! This is 466-3980?"
      
      "No this is 466-3880."
      
      "Oh."
      
      "Does this mean you're not coming over?"


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