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  Short Food Jokes  

 

      "How did you find your steak?" asked the waiter of a patron in the very expensive restaurant.
      
      "Just luck," the hungry man replied, sadly. "I happened to move that small piece of potato, and there it was!"
      


      Wife: The two things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.
      
      Husband: Which is this?
      

      Newlywed: Do you want dinner?
      
      Spouse: Sure, what are my choices?
      
      Newlywed: Yes and no.
      

      "My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat."
      

      Two sausages were sizzling in a pan. One looked at the other and said: "It's hot in here." The other one said: "My Goodness, a talking sausage!"
      

      What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it's diameter? -- Pumpkin pie.
      

      Did you know it takes 40 pics to make 4,000 sausages? Isn't it amazing what you can teach them?
      

      What food will reduce a woman's sex drive by 50 per cent? - Wedding cake.

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