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  Eating Grass  

 

      A millionaire was driving along in his stretch limo when he saw a humble man eating grass by the roadside. Ordering his chauffeur to stop, he wound down the window and called to the man: "Why are you eating grass?"
      
      "Because, sir, we don't have the money for real food."
      
      "Come with me then," said the millionaire.
      
      "But, sir, I have a wife and six children."
      
      "That's fine - bring them all along."
      
      The man and his family climbed gratefully into the limo. "Sir, you are too kind. How can I ever thank you for taking all of us with you, offering us a new home?"
      
      "No, you don't understand," said the millionaire. "The grass at my home is four feet high. No lawn mower will cut it!"


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