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  Still More Short Food Jokes  

 

      When a clock is hungry, does it go back four seconds?
      


      A husband was standing on the bathroom scales, desperately holding his stomach in.
      
      His wife, thinking he was trying to reduce his weight, remarked: "I don't think that will help."
      
      "It does," he said. "It's the only way I can read the numbers!"
      

      What part of a fish is a fish stick?
      

      Diner: I can't eat such a tough steak. Call the manager!
      
      Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
      

      What does cheese say when it has its picture taken?
      

      What cheese is made backwards? Edam.
      

      A man went into a fishmonger's carrying a trout under his arm.
      
      "Do you make fishcakes?" he asked.
      
      "Yes, we do," replied the fishmonger.
      
      "Great," said the man. "It's his birthday."
      

      If carrots help your eyesight, how come you see so many dead rabbits by the side of the road?
      

      A man went into a butcher's shop and asked for a half rabbit.
      
      "I'm sorry," said the butcher. "I don't want to split hares."
      

      What do you get if you cross a door knocker with some courgettes, tomatoes, onions, and garlic? - Rat-a-tat-a-touille.
      

      Why did the raisin go out with the prune? - Because she couldn't find a date.

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