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  Borrowing Things  

 

      Tom was continually plagued by his next-door neighbour asking to borrow things.
      
      One morning he saw the neighbour approaching his front door and so he was ready for him.
      
      "Can I borrow your power-saw this morning?" asked the neighbour.
      
      "Afraid not," replied Tom gleefully. I'll be using it all day."
      
      "In that case, you won't be using your golf clubs. Mind if I borrow them?"


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