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      Old college buddies Nat and Joey had not seen each other in years.
      
      When they finally got in touch, they had a lot of catching up to do, so Nat invited Joey to visit him in his new apartment. "I have a wife and three kids and it would be great if you came to see us."
      
      "Sure. Why not?" said Joey. "Where do you live?"
      
      "The address is 689 Park Mansions," said Nat. "There's plenty of parking space behind the apartment. Park there and come round to the front door, kick it open with your foot, go to the elevator and press the button with your left elbow, then enter. When you reach the sixth floor, go down the hall until you see number 68. Then press the doorbell with your right elbow and I'll let you in."
      
      "Good," said Joey. "But tell me, what is all this business of kicking the front door open, then pressing elevator buttons with my right, then my left elbow?"
      
      "Well, surely you're not coming empty-handed."