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  Capital Punishment  

 

      A middle-age woman was called to serve for jury duty, but asked to be excused because she didn't believe in capital punishment and feared that her personal views might prevent the trial from running it's proper course.
      
      However, the prosecution lawyer liked her thoughtfulness and quiet assurance, and tried to convince her that she would make an excellent juror.
      
      "Madam," he explained, "this is not murder trial! It's a simple civil lawsuit. A wife is bringing this case against her husband because he gambled away the $12,000 with which he had promised to buy her a new kitchen."
      
      "Well, OK," agreed the woman, "I'll serve. I guess I could be wrong about capital punishment after all."


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