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  More Short Law and Order Jokes  

 

      Why did the escaped convict saw the legs off his bed? - He wanted to lie low.
      



      Did you hear about the psychic dwarf who escaped from prison? - The newspaper headline read: "Small Medium At Large."
      

      A robber burst into a bank brandishing a gun and yelled at the teller: "GIve me the money. One false move and you're geography!"
      
      The teller said: "Don't you mean history?"
      
      The robber screamed: "Don't change the subject!"
      

      Judge: I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again.
      
      Defendant: Your honour, that's what I tried to tell the police, but they wouldn't listen.
      

      A driver caught speeding was brought before a judge. The judge said: "What will you take, thirty days or $100?"
      
      The defendant said: "I think I'll take the money."
      

      The judge told the witness: "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?"
      
      "I do."
      
      "And do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?"
      
      "Sure. My side will win."

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