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  Contempt of Court  

 

      One day when old Thaddeus Stevens was practicing in the courts he didn't like the ruling of the presiding Judge. A second time when the Judge ruled against "old Thad," the old man got up with scarlet face and quivering lips and commenced tying up his papers as if to quit the courtroom.
      
      "Do I understand, Mr. Stevens," asked the Judge, eying "old Thad" indignantly, "that you wish to show your contempt for this court?"
      
      "No, sir; no, sir," replied "old Thad." "I don't want to show my contempt, sir; I'm trying to conceal it."


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