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  Grams Per Ounce  

 

      A man was in court on a charge of selling drugs.
      
      To determine the exact quantity of illegal substance allegedly sold, the judge asked the prosecutor how many grams there were in an ounce.
      
      While both attorneys checked their notes, the defendant, who had yet to enter a plea, announced helpfully: "There are 28.3 grams in an ounce, your honour.
      
      At this, his lawyer leaned over to him and said: "I think you might as well plead guilty."


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