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  Kennedy is Dead  

 

      A man phoned a law firm and asked to speak to Mr. Kennedy, his ex-wife's lawyer.
      
      "I'm sorry," said the secretary, "but Mr. Kennedy died last night."
      
      Ten minutes later the phone rang again. The same voiced asked: "Can I speak to Mr. Kennedy, my ex-wife's lawyer?"
      
      "I'm afraid that's not possible," said the secretary. "As I told you a few minutes ago, Mr. Kennedy died last night."
      
      Ten minutes later the phone rang again. The same voice said: "I'd like to speak to Mr. Kennedy, my ex-wife's lawyer."
      
      "Look," said the secretary. "I've told you twice. Mr. Kennedy is dead. Why do you keep phoning? Don't you understand?"
      
      "Sure I understand," said the caller. "I just enjoy hearing you say it over and over."


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