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Category: Lawyer Jokes
 

  Short Lawyer Jokes  

 

      Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively for lawyers? - It's called Sosumi.
      


      Lawyer: Now would you mind telling the jury why you shot your husband with a bow and arrow?
      
      Defendant: I didn't want to wake the children.
      

      A lawyer was talking to a client who had just been found guilty of murder.
      
      "There's good news and bad news," said the lawyer. "The bad news is, you're getting the electric chair. The good news is, I got the voltage lowered."

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