Category: Limericks Jokes
 

      There was a young lady named Perkins,
      Who had a great fondness for gherkins;
          She went to a tea
          And ate twenty-three,
      Which pickled her internal workin's.
      
      There was a young girl named O'Neill,
      Who went up in the great Ferris wheel;
          But when half way around
          She looked at the ground,
      And it cost her an five dollar meal.