Category: Limericks Jokes
 

      There was an old man in a hearse,
      Who murmured, "This might have been worse;
          Of course the expense
          Is simply immense,
      But it doesn't come out of my purse."
      
      There was a young person named Ned,
      Who dined before going to bed,
          On lobster and ham
          And salad and jam,
      And when he awoke he was dead.