Category: Marriage Jokes
 

      The good wife, after she and her husband had retired for the night, discoursed for a long time with much eloquence. When she was interrupted by a snore from her spouse, she thumped the sleeper into wakefulness, and then remarked:
      
      "John, do you know what I think of a man who will go to sleep while his own wife is a-talkin' to him?"
      
      "Well, now, I believe as how I do, Martha," was the drowsily uttered response. "But don't let that stop you. Go right ahead, an' git it off your mind."