Category: Marriage Jokes
 

      The newly married pair quarreled seriously, so that the wife in a passion finally declared:
      
      "I'm going home to my mother!"
      
      The husband maintained his calm in the face of this calamity, and drew out his pocketbook.
      
      "Here," he said, counting out some bills, "is the money for your railroad fare."
      
      The wife took it, and counted it in her turn. Then she faced her husband scornfully:
      
      "But that isn't enough for a return ticket."