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  An Arm and a Leg  

 

      God said: "What's the matter, Adam? You look so miserable all the time."
      
      Adam said: "I'm bored having nobody to talk to."
      
      "Right," said God, "I'm going to give you a companion. She will be called a woman. This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with whatever you say. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never had a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."
      
      "She sounds great," said Adam. "But what will a woman like this cost?"
      
      "An arm and a leg," said God.
      
      Adam thought for a moment. "What can I get for a rib?"
      
      The rest is history...


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