Category: Men Jokes
 

      A man was walking through the woods when he stumbled across a lamp. In time-honoured tradition, he picked it up, rubbed it, and out popped a genie who granted him three wishes.
      
      "I'd like a million dollars," said the man. And POOF! A million dollars appeared.
      
      "And what is your second wish?" asked the genie.
      
      "I'd like a new Ferrari," said the man. And POOF! A gleaming new Ferrari suddenly appeared.
      
      "And for your third wish?"
      
      "I'd like to be irresistible to women."
      
      And POOF! He was turned into a box of chocolates.