Category: Men Jokes
 

      Men are like mascara - they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
      
      Men are like blenders - you need one, but you're not quite sure why.
      
      Men are like plungers - they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
      
      Men are like copiers - you need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
      
      Men are like coolers - load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
      
      Men are like place mats - they only show up when there's food on the table.
      
      Men are like high heels - they're handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
      
      Men are like curling irons - they're always hot and always in your hair.
      
      Men are like coffee - the best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night.
      
      Men are like used cars - they're easy to get, cheap, and they prove to be unreliable.
      
      Men are like horoscopes - they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
      
      Men are like noodles - they're always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.