Category: Men Jokes
 

      Cooking your own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment.
      
      You wouldn't have to explain why you're wearing that shirt with those trousers.
      
      You could leave the toilet seat in any position you like.
      
      You could actually tell the bartender, "If anyone calls, I'm here."
      
      You could be painting the town instead of the house.
      
      You'd get to see what your paycheck looks like.
      
      You'd get to see what your credit cards look like.
      
      You wouldn't have to watch German films with sub-titles.
      
      You could use your own name at hotels.