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  Senior Romance  

 

      An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
      
      Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
      
      A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me. "
      
      Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
      
      Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck."
      
      Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
      
      "Where are you going?" she asked.
      
      To get my teeth!"


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