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  Study the Bible  

 

      A teenager had just passed his driving test and asked his father, who was a church minister, whether he could borrow his car.
      
      "Yes, you may borrow my car, if you study the Bible, work hard at college and get your hair cut."
      
      A month later, the lad asked again whether he could borrow the car.
      
      His father said: "I'm very proud of you, son. You've been studying your Bible and your college results are excellent. But the only thing is, you still haven't had your hair cut."
      
      The lad replied: "I've been thinking about that. You know, Samson had long hair, so did Moses, Noah, and even Jesus.
      
      "That's very true," said the father. "And they walked everywhere."


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