Category: Pet Jokes
 

      A woman was walking along the street when a parrot in a pet shop window squawked: "Hey, lady, you're ugly." The woman tried to ignore the insult and hurried on her way.
      
      The following day when she passed the pet shop, she quickened her stride in the hope that the parrot wouldn't spot her, but he did and squawked loudly: "Hey, lady, you're ugly."
      
      The woman was extremely embarrassed.
      
      When the same thing happened for a third and fourth day, she had reached the end of her tether. She stormed into the shop and demanded to speak to the owner. She threatened to sue him and to have the parrot put down unless the abuse stopped.
      
      The owner promised faithfully that the bird wouldn't say it again.
      
      The next day, the woman walked past the pet shop and the parrot called out: "Hey, lady."
      
      The woman turned round and glared at the bird. "Yes?"
      
      "You know..."