Category: Pet Jokes
 

      A woman bought a parrot with beautiful plumage but the only thing it could say was "Who is it?" After a few days she realised that the bird's colour clashed with the rest of the living room, so she called the decorator to give the room a new coat of paint. When he arrived to do the job, she had just gone out to post a letter, leaving the parrot in charge.
      
      The decorator knocked on the front door.
      
      "Who is it?" squawked the parrot.
      
      "It's the decorator."
      
      "Who is it?" repeated the parrot.
      
      "It's the decorator."
      
      "Who is it?"
      
      "It's the decorator!" yelled the man.
      
      "Who is it?"
      
      "It's the DECLRATOR!"
      
      "Who is it?"
      
      "I said, it's the decorator!"
      
      And with that, the man suffered a fatal heart attack and collapsed on the doorstep.
      
      A few minutes later, the woman returned home. Seeing the body on the step, she said: "My Goodness! Who is it?"
      
      The parrot replied: "It's the decorator!"