Category: Teacher Jokes
 

      You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.
      
      You find humour in other people's stupidity.
      
      You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work 8 to 3.30 and have summers free."
      
      You believe chocolate is a food group.
      
      You believe "shallow gene pool" should have its own box in the report card.
      
      When out in public you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you don't know in order to correct their behavior.
      
      You believe in aerial Prozac spraying.
      
      You've had your profession slammed by someone who wouldn't "never dream" of doing your job.
      
      When you mention "vegetables", you're not talking about a food group.
      
      You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.
      
      You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.
      
      Meeting a child's parent instantly answers the question: "Why is this kid like this?"