Category: Women Jokes
 

      A married couple were driving down the freeway. The wife was driving, and the husband was in the passenger's seat.
      
      The husband said, I want a divorce.
      
      The wife didn't say a word, she just pushed her foot on the accelerator a little and went about 10 more miles per hour.
      
      The husband said, I'm taking the kids.
      
      The wife didn't say a word, she just pushed her foot on the accelerator a little and went about 10 more miles per hour.
      
      The husband said, I'm taking the house.
      
      The wife didn't say a word, she just pushed her foot on the accelerator a little and went about 10 more miles per hour.
      
      The husband said, I'm taking all of our savings and stocks and bonds.
      
      The wife didn't say a word, she just pushed her foot on the accelerator a little and went about 10 more miles per hour.
      
      The husband said, I'm not going to pay you any support.
      
      The wife didn't say a word, she just pushed her foot on the accelerator a little and went about 10 more miles per hour.
      
      The husband looked at his wife and said, Don't you have anything to say.
      
      The wife said, No, I have all that I need.
      
      The husband said, What do you mean, I'm asking for a divorce, I'm taking the kids, the house, our savings and stocks and bonds, and I'm not going to pay you support. What do you mean, you have all that you need.
      
      The wife said, I have the air bag.