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      Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving?
      A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
      
      Q. I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
      A. With any luck, right after he finishes college.
      
      Q. My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
      A. So what's your question, dork?
      
      Q. Will I love my dog less when the baby is born?
      A. No, but your husband might get on your nerves.
      
      Q. My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
      A. Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.


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