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      A male charity collector knocked on a woman's front door and asked her if she had any old beer bottles.
      
      She was highly indignant. "Do I look as if I drink beer?" she snapped.
      
      The collector looked at her and said: "So, have you got any vinegar bottles?"
      
      


      
      There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
      
      

      
      What do you call a woman with a screwdriver in one hand, a knife in the other, a pair of scissors between the toes on her left foot, and a corkscrew between the toes on her right foot? - A Swiss Army wife.
      
      

      
      What's the best way to get a youthful figure? - Ask a woman her age.

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