Category: Women Jokes
 

      Female version:
      
      First Woman: Oh, you got a haircut! That's so cute!
      
      Second Woman: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy-looking?
      
      First Woman: Oh God, no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with it how it is, I think.
      
      Second Woman: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts-that would really suit you. I was going to do that except that I was afraid it would accentuate my long neck.
      
      First Woman: What's wrong with your neck? I would love to have a neck like yours: anything to take attention away from my awful shoulder line.
      
      Second Woman: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything hangs so well on you. "You're like a walking fashion catalogue. But look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders, I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
      
      Male version:
      
      First Man: Haircut?
      
      Second Man: Yeah.