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  The Two Clubs  

 

      The man sitting in the street car addressed the woman standing before him:
      
      "You must excuse my not giving you my seat--I'm a member of the Sit Still Club."
      
      "Certainly, sir," the woman replied. "And please excuse my staring--I belong to the Stand and Stare Club."
      
      She proved it so well that the man at last sheepishly got to his feet.
      
      "I guess, ma'am," he mumbled, "I'll resign from my club and join yours."


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