Category: Women Jokes
Things Women Can't Do
1. Know anything about a car except its colour.
2. Understand a movie plot.
3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message.
7. Read a map.
8. Rob a bank.
9. Resist Ikea.
10. Sit still.
11. Argue without shouting.
12. Get told off without bursting into tears.
13. Tell a joke.
14. Play pool.
15. Understand fruit machines.
16. Eat a kebab whilst walking.
17. Pee out of a train window.
18. Do magic tricks.
19. Get to the point.
20. Buy plain envelopes.
21. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet.
22. Sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold."
23. Go shopping without phoning half a dozen friends.
24. Walk past a shoe shop.
25. Walk past a jeweller's.
26. Not comment on a stranger's clothes.
27. Assemble furniture.
28. Set a video recorder.
29. Not try and change you.
30. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket.
31. Make a decent bacon sandwich.
32. Understand why flirting can be dangerous.
33. Dive into a swimming pool.
34. Use small amounts of toilet paper.
35. Let you sleep with a hangover.
36. Drink a pint gracefully.
37. Go to the toilet in a nightclub by themselves.
38. Get a round of drinks in.
39. Throw a punch.
40. Get this far without having argued with at least one of the above.