Category: Women Jokes
 

      1. Know anything about a car except its colour.
      2. Understand a movie plot.
      3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message.
      4. Lift.
      5. Throw.
      6. Park.
      7. Read a map.
      8. Rob a bank.
      9. Resist Ikea.
      10. Sit still.
      11. Argue without shouting.
      12. Get told off without bursting into tears.
      13. Tell a joke.
      14. Play pool.
      15. Understand fruit machines.
      16. Eat a kebab whilst walking.
      17. Pee out of a train window.
      18. Do magic tricks.
      19. Get to the point.
      20. Buy plain envelopes.
      21. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet.
      22. Sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold."
      23. Go shopping without phoning half a dozen friends.
      24. Walk past a shoe shop.
      25. Walk past a jeweller's.
      26. Not comment on a stranger's clothes.
      27. Assemble furniture.
      28. Set a video recorder.
      29. Not try and change you.
      30. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket.
      31. Make a decent bacon sandwich.
      32. Understand why flirting can be dangerous.
      33. Dive into a swimming pool.
      34. Use small amounts of toilet paper.
      35. Let you sleep with a hangover.
      36. Drink a pint gracefully.
      37. Go to the toilet in a nightclub by themselves.
      38. Get a round of drinks in.
      39. Throw a punch.
      40. Get this far without having argued with at least one of the above.