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      • Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
      
      • Princess, having sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.
      
      • Failure is not an option! It comes bundled with the software.
      
      • What if the Hokey Cokey is really what it's all about?
      
      • Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
      
      • God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will live forever.
      
      • If the left side of the brain controls the right hand, then only left-handed people are in their right mind.
      
      • Born Free. Taxed To Death.
      
      • All Men Are Animals. Some Just make Better Pets.
      
      • Eat one live toad first thing in the morning. Nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
      
      • If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
      
      • It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
      
      • Raising teenagers is like nailing blancmange to a tree.


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