Category: Bumper Stickers Jokes
 

      • I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
      
      • Ignore the dog. Watch out for the owner.
      
      • Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
      
      • I used to have a handle on life but it broke.
      
      • I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
      
      • Just hand over the chocolate and no one will get hurt.
      
      • On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
      
      • If life is like a bowl of cherries, then I'm living in the pits.
      
      • I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.
      
      • Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
      
      • Friends are the chocolate chips in the cookies of life.
      
      • The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
      
      • When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?