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  Bumper Stickers 5  

 

      • Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
      
      • Education is expensive but ignorance is more so.
      
      • Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
      
      • Seen it all. Done it all. Can't remember most of it.
      
      • Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
      
      • The trouble with life is there's no background music.
      
      • Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
      
      • The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
      
      • Germs attack people where they are weakest. This explains the number of head colds.
      
      • It's not just the ups and downs that make life difficult. It's the jerks.
      
      • Coffee. Chocolate. Men. Some things are better rich.
      
      • I don't know what I want, but I do know I don't have it.
      
      • Enthusiasm is contagious. Start an epidemic!


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