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      Cleaning while children are around is like clearing the driveway before it stops snowing.
      
      


      
      A group of Boy Scouts from he city were on a camping trip. the mosquitoes were so persistent that the youngsters had to hide under the blankets at night to avoid being bitten. Then, on seeing some lightning bugs, one boy said to his friend: "We might as well give up. They're coming after us with flashlights."
      
      

      
      A little boy was excited when his father finally agreed to take him to the zoo. When they got home, his mother asked whether he had a good time.
      
      "It was great," said the boy, "and Dad really enjoyed himself too - especially when one of the animals came in at 20-1."
      
      

      
      While watching a vicar perform a baptism, a little girl turned to her father and said: "Why is he brainwashing that baby?"
      
      

      
      Father: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
      
      Son: Not much, Dad. Just a radio with a sports car around it.

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