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  Genuine Excuses for Speeding  

 

      I had passed out after seeing flashing lights, which I believed to be UFOs in the distance. The flash of the camera brought me round from my trance.
      
      I had to rush my dying hamster to the vet's.
      
      I was in the airport's flight path and I believe the camera was triggered by a jet overhead, not my car.
      
      A violent sneeze caused a chain reaction where my foot pushed down harder on the accelerator.
      
      I had a severe bout of diarrhoea and had to speed to a public toilet.
      
      There was a strong wind behind my car, which pushed me over the limit.
      
      My friend had just chopped his fingers off and I was rushing the fingers to hospital.
      
      The only way I could demonstrate my faulty clutch was to accelerate madly.
      
      The vibrations from the surfboard I had on the roof rack set off the camera.


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