Category: Driving Jokes
 

      A traffic cop pulled over an elderly lady driving her little old car too slow on the highway.
      
      "This is a 70 m.p.h. highway, ma'am," he said. "How come you're only doing about 20? You're a danger to other vehicles."
      
      "I'm sorry, officer," she said, "but I saw a lot of signs that said 20 not 70."
      
      "That's not a speed limit," explained the cop. "That's the name of the highway."
      
      Just then he looked in the back of the car and saw two more little old ladies trembling with fear. "What's the matter with them?" he asked.
      
      The driver replied: "We've just come off Highway 127."