Talking Reading Dog Course - A teenaged boy went off to university, but about a third of the way through the semester, he had foo .....read more |
Graduation Day - Two young men who had just graduated from university climbed into a taxi wearing their graduation go .....read more |
You Know You've Been At College Too Long When - You consider McDonald's to be "real food". You actually enjoy doing laundry at home. Two miles is no .....read more |
Out of Bounds - On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students. "The female dormitory," he stated, "w .....read more |
The Exciting Event - The children at school were asked to talk about a recent exciting event in their lives. One small b .....read more |
The History Paper - When a student returned home for Christmas, his mother asked: "How's your history paper coming alon .....read more |
Pregnant Fireman - A teacher asked her young class: "Give me a sentence about a public servant." One boy wrote: "The fi .....read more |
Formula for Water - The teacher asked her class whether anyone could remember the chemical formula for water. "Sure," sa .....read more |
Bottom of the Class - Having seen their twelve-year-old son finish bottom of the class in every subject, a couple decided .....read more |
Purpose of a Dog - A nursery school teacher was walking her class along the road when a fire engine roared past. Sittin .....read more |
Help Dad - A small boy was struggling with his maths homework. After a while, he turned to his father and said .....read more |
Crayons - As a kindergarten class settled down to their coloring books, one little boy went up to the teacher .....read more |
The Magician - "What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary filling in the necessary forms on the .....read more |
A Double Positive - A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. "in English a double negative forms a positive. In .....read more |
Whisky Lesson - In junior school science class the teacher wanted to instruct his young pupils about the evils of al .....read more |
Short Education Jokes - Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia? Johnny: Holding up the telegraph lines. Teac .....read more |