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  Gaining Weight  

 

      When his daughter returned from the girls' college, the farmer regarded her critically, and then demanded:
      
      "Ain't you a lot fatter than you was?"
      
      "Yes, dad," the girl admitted. "I weigh one hundred and forty pounds stripped for 'gym.'"
      
      The father stared for a moment in horrified amazement, then shouted:
      
      "Who in thunder is Jim?"


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