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  Less Calories  

 

      A husband took his young daughter to the grocery store where, in addition to the carefully prepared list of healthy items, his wife immediately glared at the cookies.
      
      "It's OK, honey," he said. "This box of cookies has one-third fewer calories than usual."
      
      "How come?" she asked.
      
      "Because we ate a third on the way home."


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