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  The Parrot and the Ribbons  

 

      A vicar new to the area visited a little old lady who owned a pet parrot. He noticed that the bird had a ribbon tied to each leg.
      
      "What are the ribbons for?" he inquired.
      
      The old lady said: "If I pull the left ribbon, he sings 'Clementine', and if I pull the right ribbon, he sings 'We'll Meet Again'."
      
      "And what happens if you pull both ribbons at the same time?" asked the vicar.
      
      "I fall off the perch!" said the parrot.


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