| Classes For Men - NOTICE: Classes for men at our local learning centre for adults will be starting soon. Due to the hi .....read more |
| Complicated Recipes - Two students were talking about food. "I've got a cookery book," said one. 'But I've never been able .....read more |
| A Direct Object - Little Johnny's class were having a English lesson, and the teacher asked him to recite a sentence w .....read more |
| Four Birds - Teacher: If there are four birds on a fence and you shot one, how many would be left? Johnny: None. .....read more |
| Genuine Student Exam Answers - Monotony means being married to the same person for all your life. What is Britain's highest award f .....read more |
| Horrible Language - His teacher was horrified to hear Little Johnny swearing in school. "I never want to hear you using .....read more |
| Pizza Delivery - A college student took a part-time job delivering pizza. On his first day, he had to deliver to a re .....read more |
| Too Much Noise - Teacher: Where's your homework? Johnny: I couldn't do it. There was too much noise at home. Teacher: .....read more |
| Buying Coal - Teacher: If coal is selling at $6 a ton and you pay your dealer $24, how many tons will he bring you .....read more |
| Weather Report - The teacher noticed that Little Johnny had arrived for school wearing only one glove. "Why have you .....read more |
| The Question - Mother: Why are you home from school so early? Johnny: I was the only one who could answer a questio .....read more |
| Following - A junior school class was being tested on the Kings and Queens of England. "Who followed Edward VI?" .....read more |
| Physics Lecture - A group of students at medical school were struggling with a physics lecture and let the professor k .....read more |
| A Universal Solvent - A father visited his son's college. Watching students in a chemistry class, he was told they were c .....read more |
| Short School Jokes - Why do schools suspend pupils as a punishment for truancy? The teacher called Little Johnny to her .....read more |
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