| Aunt Edna - A small boy turned to his Aunt Edna and said: "My Goodness, you're ugly!" His mother overheard the r .....read more | 
| Tea For Mom - A little girl made a cup of tea for her mother. "I didn't know you could make tea," said mom taking  .....read more | 
| Big Baby - A mother was putting her young son to bed at the height of a violent thunderstorm. "Mommy," he asked .....read more | 
| Sick At Church - A little girl was attending a church service with her mother when she started to complain that she w .....read more | 
| The Dilemna - Little Johnny was called over by the lifeguard at the swimming pool.  "You're not allowed to pee in  .....read more | 
| Shouting Prayers - Two young boys were staying the night at their grandparents' house.  At bedtime they knelt beside th .....read more | 
| Cold Soup - Much to the concern of his parents, an eight-year-old boy have never spoken a word in his life.  The .....read more | 
| The Differences Between Boys And Girls - You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the nose. You throw a little boy a ball, and  .....read more | 
| Chocolate Reward - A man called his children together, held up a chocolate bar and asked them who should get it. "Me .  .....read more | 
| Communication - A young girl and a young boy were at nursery. She said: "Hey, Paul, do you want to play house?" "Sur .....read more | 
| Got It Made - Two children were talking. One said: "I'm really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give my .....read more | 
| The Tooth Fairy - After losing another tooth, seven-year-old James became even more curious about the elusive tooth fa .....read more | 
| At The Mall - Rather than drag his tired three-year-old daughter around the shopping mall, a kindly father gave he .....read more | 
| The Fat Lady - A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They got into line behind .....read more | 
| Watching the Game - One evening a teenage boy volunteered to babysit so that his mother could enjoy a rare night out.  A .....read more | 
| Time To Get Up - Timmy's father was a rector in a small church, and when the bishop came to visit, Timmy was very exc .....read more | 
| In Trouble - On a visit to his impoverished sister, a man was obliged to share a room with his young nephew.  Ent .....read more | 
| The Big Old Alligator - While staying with his grandma in the country, Little Johnny was asked to go down to the water hole  .....read more | 
| The Sick Dog - Little Johnny's dog Benji was sick and the boy was afraid that his dad would come back from the bet  .....read more | 
| The Maid - "Hey, Mom," asked lIttle Johnny, "can you give me ten dollars?" "Certainly not!" answered his mother .....read more | 
| Short Children Jokes - A small boy came home from school with a sofa slung across his back and armchairs under his arms. Hi .....read more | 
| More Short Children Jokes - Cleaning while children are around is like clearing the driveway before it stops snowing.  A group o .....read more | 
| Still More Short Children Jokes - Children rarely misquote you. In fact they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said .....read more |