| Insulted - The young wife greeted her husband tearfully on his return from the day's work. "Oh, Willie, darling .....read more |
| The Two Clubs - The man sitting in the street car addressed the woman standing before him: "You must excuse my not g .....read more |
| Quarrelsome - The applicant for the position of cook explained to the lady why she had left her last place: "To te .....read more |
| Talk Like A Lady - The philanthropic hostess entertained a party of children from the slums at her home. She addressed .....read more |
| Personal Vanity - The fair penitent explained to the confessor how greatly she was grieved by an accusing conscience. .....read more |
| Wheres The Car - Jill's car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got .....read more |
| Divorce Can Be Messy - A married couple were driving down the freeway. The wife was driving, and the husband was in the pas .....read more |
| Questions and Answers - Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving? A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant. Q. I'm two .....read more |
| Foresight - "They tell me you're working 'ard night an' day, Sarah?" her bosom friend Ann said. "Yes," returned .....read more |
| The CIA Opening - The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing .....read more |
| Who Do I Look Like - This man comes home from work and his wife whines, "Honey, the dishwasher is broken." He says to her .....read more |
| Eve is Created - Adam said to God: "When you created Eve, why did you make her body so curvy and tender, unlike mine? .....read more |
| The Different Qualities of Men and Women - Woman are honest, loyal and forgiving. They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But they sti .....read more |
| Things You'll Never Hear a Woman Say To Another Woman - 1. His new girlfriend is thinner and prettier than me, and I'm happy for them both. 2. .....read more |
| Things Women Can't Do - 1. Know anything about a car except its colour. 2. Understand a movie plot. 3. .....read more |
| The Haircut - Female version: First Woman: Oh, you got a haircut! That's so cute! Second Woman: Do you thin .....read more |
| Your Third Wish - A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie popped up out of the filing cabinet and .....read more |
| A Man Guide to Womanspeak - She say: "I can't believe how skinny Liz Hurley has become. She means: I've put on weight." She say: .....read more |
| Short Women Jokes - A male charity collector knocked on a woman's front door and asked her if she had any old beer bottl .....read more |
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