| Dead Certainty - On Tuesday, a maid asked her mistress for permission to be absent on the coming Friday. She explaine .....read more |
| Hold That Wig - The undertaker regarded the deceased in the coffin with severe disapproval, for the wig persisted in .....read more |
| The Dead Rat - The clergyman was calling, when the youthful son and heir approached his mother proudly, and exhibit .....read more |
| The Discomfited Physician - An eminent doctor successfully attended a sick child. A few days later, the grateful mother called o .....read more |
| Beyond Help - The physician, after an examination, addressed the wife of the sick man in a tone of grave finality: .....read more |
| The Deceased Husband - A widow visited a spiritualistic medium, who satisfactorily produced the deceased husband for a dome .....read more |
| A Friend In Need - What true friendship consists in depends on the temperament of the man who has a friend. It is relat .....read more |
| Dying Confession - Becky was on her deathbed with her husband, John, maintaining a steady vigil by her side. As he held .....read more |
| All To The Orphanage - Porter Emerson came into the office yesterday. He had been out in the country for a week and was ver .....read more |
| Get Ready - The widower had just taken his fourth wife and was showing her around the village. Among the places .....read more |
| The Light Of My Life - A bereaved husband feeling his loss very keenly found it desirable to divert his mind by traveling a .....read more |
| Ten Years Bad Luck - A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of t .....read more |
| The Bar Bet - Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed .....read more |
| Chocolate Chip Cookies - As the elderly man lay dying in his bed, death's agony was suddenly pushed aside as he smelled the a .....read more |
| What DId You Do - A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have died and are in line together at the Pearly .....read more |
| Three Dead Cops - Three highly decorated police officers die in a wild shoot out with narcotics dealers and go to heav .....read more |
| The Firing Squad - An American, an Englishman and an Irishman were due to face a firing squad. The American was first t .....read more |
| Cat on the Roof - While sunning himself in the Bahamas, a wealthy English businessman received a telegram from his but .....read more |
| Do Something Nice for Dad - Unable to attend his father's funeral, a son who lived far away called his brother and said: "Do som .....read more |
| The Bowl of Rice - Taking flowers to a cemetery, a woman noticed an Old Chinese man placing a bowl of rice on a nearby .....read more |
| Death Prediction - A man was telling his friend: "My grandfather predicted in advance the very year in which he was goi .....read more |
| The Blue Suit - Moments before her husband's funeral, a widow took one final look at his body. To her horror, she sa .....read more |
| Will of a Rich Man - A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the various people mentioned in the will. "To you .....read more |
| Funeral Arrangements - While an old man lay dying in his bedroom, his family sat in the living room discussing his funeral .....read more |
| Great News - The day after losing his wife in a boating accident, a man answered the door to two grim-faced polic .....read more |
| Grandma is There - A woman went to a local psychic in the hope of contacting her dearly departed grandmother. Soon the .....read more |
| Taking Gold to Heaven - Once upon a time there was a very rich business who was near death. Having worked hard all his life, .....read more |
| Late for a Funeral - A young preacher new to the area was asked by the local funeral director to conduct a graveside serv .....read more |
| Motorcycle Accident - Two guys were driving down the road on a motorcycle. The driver was wearing a leather jacket that di .....read more |
| In My Name - A smartly dressed woman marched into the cemetery and confronted the funeral director. "I've looked .....read more |
| Mysterious Sound - Two guys walking home after a Halloween party decided to take a short cut through the cemetery for a .....read more |
| Short Death Jokes - Did you hear about the man who looked up synonyms for "death" in a thesaurus? -- He found himself at .....read more |
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